ACTIVE INCIDENTMARCH 7, 2026 — BREACH REPORT: The secret underground tunnel system and alien hatchery has been compromised with assistance from an individual known as "Chloe" and an unidentified masked monke. All personnel are advised to report unusual activity to their nearest Gorilla Corp buddy immediately. Gorilla Corp is not responsible for quantum stability during the investigation period.
OPERATIONAL OVERVIEW
Corp By The Numbers
31,000
Max Drill Depth
meters below surface
358,875
Cores Collected Overall
Great Job!
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Active Personnel
you don't need to know this...
220,000
Shiny Rocks Owed By Gorilla Corp
We will be paying them back soon...
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Employee Clearance Hierarchy
All personnel are assigned a clearance level upon commencement of soul-bound contract. Advancement is earned. Demotion is not.
LVL 1
VISITOR 1
New arrival. Stamps Required.
PUBLIC
LVL 2
VISITOR 2
Still suspicious.
PUBLIC
LVL 3
VISITOR 3
Acknowledged presence.
PUBLIC
LVL 4
INTERN 1
Contract soul-bound.
EMPLOYEE
LVL 5
INTERN 2
Conditional trust extended.
EMPLOYEE
LVL 6
INTERN 3
Lunch break: 7 minutes.
EMPLOYEE
LVL 7
PART-TIME 1
Commitment... questionable.
EMPLOYEE
LVL 8
PART-TIME 2
Armband access approaching.
EMPLOYEE
LVL 9
PART-TIME 3
Beginning to matter.
EMPLOYEE
LVL 10
FULL TIME 1
Armband eligible. Four tools.
EMPLOYEE
LVL 11
FULL TIME 2
Trusted. Mostly.
EMPLOYEE
LVL 12
FULL TIME 3
Senior operations clearance.
EMPLOYEE
LVL 13
MANAGER 1
Reactor access. Handle with care.
MANAGER
LVL 14
MANAGER 2
Classified briefings. Full tunnel access.
MANAGER
LVL 15
MANAGER 3
Full access granted anywhere in the facility. _
MANAGER
LVL 16
MANAGER 4
Maximum clearance. You see everything. _
MANAGER
LVL 17
MANAGER 5
Personal meetings with lemming every saturday. _
CLASSIFIED
LVL 18
Founder
EVERYTHING IN YOUR HANDS. EVERY DECISION IS YOURS. _
CLASSIFIED
LATEST DISPATCHES
Corp Updates
MARCH 7, 2026 INCIDENT
UNDERGROUND TUNNEL BREACH — FULL STATEMENT
Gorilla Corp Administration wishes to address recent events involving the unauthorized access of the classified underground tunnel system and alien hatchery. Individual(s) known as "Chloe" and a masked monke are believed responsible...
OCT 17, 2025 REACTOR
Ghost Reactor 2.0 — REOPENING ANNOUNCEMENT
After an extended technological upgrade period, the Ghost Reactor has been fully overhauled and relaunched. New zones, upgraded Drill-o-vator, and enhanced Spectral Core collection protocols are now active...
SEP 18, 2025 NOTICE
Ghost Reactor Extended Shutdown — Official Statement
The Gorilla Corp Administration is pleased to announce the temporary closure of the Ghost Reactor for undisclosed technological upgrades. Duration: indeterminate. Personnel contracts remain soul-bound...
⚠ Active Investigation — Incident #0044
Persons of Interest
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IDENTITY UNKNOWN
MASKED MONKE
Anonymous — Corp ID never associated with any "masked monke" records
Clearance LevelNone. Access was obtained illegally.
Last SeenCODE: MM — April 19, 2026
Known AssociateChloe — also at large
Known ActivityHatchery breach. Recruiting individuals. Warning others about Gorilla Corp.
Threat LevelELEVATED — Active recruitment ongoing
StatusAT LARGE — Whereabouts unknown
⚠ MASKED MONKE SIGHTING — CODE: MM
Subject was last seen on April 19, 2026, actively recruiting individuals and warning them about Gorilla Corp. Individuals contacted WILL go unnamed pending investigation. Their identities have not yet been revealed.
Do not engage with recruitment. Do not listen to claims made against Gorilla Corp. Report all contact to Loyalty Enforcement immediately.
Search for Masked Monke is active. No rewards are guaranteed.
EMPLOYEE PORTAL
GORILLA CORP ADMINISTRATION — SECURE ACCESS
ACCESS DENIED. INCORRECT CREDENTIALS.
By logging in, you affirm that your contract is soul-bound and that Gorilla Corp is not responsible for any quantum destabilization events during your session.
No employees were harmed in the making of this portal. Probably.
CLEARANCE DENIED. THIS ATTEMPT HAS BEEN LOGGED.
Manager access is restricted. Unauthorized attempts are reported to the Department of Loyalty Enforcement. All sessions are monitored. Compliance is mandatory.
UNAUTHORIZED. SECURITY LEVEL BREACH DETECTED.
FOUNDER CREDENTIALS ACCEPTED. WELCOME BACK.
Founder access bypasses all departmental restrictions. "Because Gorilla Corp is forever."
M3
MANAGER — SECTOR 7
CLEARANCE LEVEL 3 — GHOST REACTOR DIVISION
ID: 609888
SESSION: ACTIVE
CHLOE INCIDENT: MONITORING
Operations
[D] Dashboard
[P] Personnel Files
[R] Reactor Control
[C] Core Harvest Data
Classified
[!] Chloe Incident Report
[T] Tunnel Breach Files
[H] Alien Hatchery Status
Administration
[+] Issue Promotions
[M] Send Memo
OPERATIONS DASHBOARD
Ghost Reactor Division — Real-time overview as of last known timestamp
31,000
Current Drill Depth (m)
— MAX DEPTH REACHED
4,882K
Gorilla Bucks in Circulation
+12.4% this cycle
92%
Core Quota Compliance
-8% from last shift
3
Open Incident Reports
ATTENTION REQUIRED
ACTIVE ALERT — CLEARANCE LEVEL 3 REQUIRED
INCIDENT #0044 — THE CHLOE SITUATION
Status: ONGOING / Investigation Active
Date of Breach: March 7, 2026
Assets Compromised: Underground tunnel system, Alien Hatchery (Sector 9-G)
Details: An entity designated "CHLOE" and an unidentified masked monke gained unauthorized access to restricted zones. Nature of Chloe: UNKNOWN. Authorization source: UNKNOWN. Current location: UNKNOWN. This is why your password is what it is, Manager. Don't forget it.
METEOR MONSTER engagement authorized at Zone 5+. Shift timer: 20 minutes during boss encounter.
Chaos Seeds: ACTIVE — handle as living currency only. Do not attempt to pet.
Personal Drop Pods: Available via Company Store. Juice upgrades active. Do not use personal pod in public lobby during active drill sequence — fatality risk acknowledged.
INCIDENT REPORT #0044 — CHLOE
MAXIMUM CLEARANCE — MANAGER 3 ACCESS
WHAT WE KNOW
Date of first documented contact: [REDACTED]
Date of breach: March 7, 2026
Alias used: "CHLOE"
Accomplice: Unknown masked monke — identity unconfirmed
Breach point: Secret underground tunnel system, entrance via [REDACTED]
Assets accessed: Alien Hatchery, Sector 9-G
Current whereabouts: UNKNOWN
Motivation: UNKNOWN
Authorization level: NONE ON RECORD — ACCESS WAS UNAUTHORIZED
/// SECURITY FOOTAGE CORRUPTED — FRAMES 04:22 THROUGH 06:17 ///
The Department of Morale & Resource Optimization has classified Chloe as a Priority Zero concern. All personnel are instructed to report any contact immediately. Do not approach. Do not engage. Do not offer coffee. Coffee is mandatory for employees only.
FROM:Director of Loyalty Enforcement
TO:All Manager-Level Personnel (Clearance 3)
DATE:March 8, 2026
RE:CHLOE SITUATION — PROTOCOL EPSILON
As of the writing of this memorandum, Chloe's precise nature, origin, and motives remain entirely unknown. What is known: she accessed the hatchery. She did not clock in. She did not sign a soul-bound contract. This is deeply irregular.
Protocol Epsilon is now in effect. Your manager-level credentials have been updated with the phrase WHERE_IS_CHLOE as a daily reminder of your primary operational objective. The password is not merely a password. It is a question. It is our question.
Find her.
— Department of Morale & Resource Optimization "Productivity through persistence. Persistence through pressure."
UNDERGROUND TUNNEL SYSTEM — BREACH FILES
Access log — Manager 3 clearance required
TUNNEL SYSTEM OVERVIEW — CLASSIFIED
The existence of a secret underground tunnel system was not disclosed to general personnel. Our mines go significantly deeper than we were authorized to acknowledge. This was by design.
The tunnel system connects Ghost Reactor Zone 7 to Sector 9-G (Alien Hatchery) via a non-Drill-o-vator route. Length: [REDACTED]. Structural integrity: compromised post-breach.
Current status: SEALED — Gorilla Corp Engineering Division is assessing. ETA for reopening: Not applicable. You don't need to know. Smiling is mandatory.
Hatchery classification: OMEGA BLACK
Contents: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Status: SECURED — Post-breach containment protocols active
Integrity: 87% (down from 100% pre-breach)
During the March 7 breach, an unknown number of entities in [REDACTED] hatching stage were exposed to unauthorized observers. The Department of Research & Things We Don't Talk About is assessing possible timeline implications.
Gorilla Corp reassures all Manager-level personnel that the situation is under control. The hatchery is secure. Everything is fine. Please smile.
/// 3 UNITS UNACCOUNTED FOR — SEARCH ONGOING ///
ISSUE PROMOTIONS
Approve rank advancement for personnel. All promotions are final and binding upon the employee's soul.
SEND INTERNAL MEMORANDUM
Dispatch a memo to all personnel or a specific clearance tier.
NOTICE
STAMPS are STILL required for employees under intern level 1. Please collect them from the lobby kiosk before your shift.
ZONE DIRECTORY
Reactor Zones — Public Information
SURFACE
HQ Hub
Main entrance. Career Hub terminal. Company Store. Personal Drop Pod access. Elevator to reactor proper. All visitors report here first.
VISITOR 1 OPEN
5,000m
Zone 1 — Entry Depth
First drilling layer. Spectral Cores present. Light anomaly risk. Crawler encounters possible. Quota required to advance drill.
INTERN 1+ EMPLOYEE
10,000m
Zone 2 — Mid Depth
Increased core density. Phantom risk. Fake Forest may spawn. Recommended: baton upgrade minimum. Team size: 4-10.
PART-TIME 1+ EMPLOYEE
20,000m
Zone 4 — Deep Operations
High threat level. Meteor Monster possible. Chaos Seeds active. Armband recommended. 20-minute shift window during boss encounters.
FULL TIME 1+ EMPLOYEE
31,000m
Zone 6 — Maximum Depth
Drill ceiling. Critical threat classification. Highest core yield. Quota met at 31,000m cycles back to 30,000m before returning. Fake Forest: high risk.
FULL TIME 3+ EMPLOYEE
CLASSIFIED
Sector 9-G — Alien Hatchery
Access via underground tunnel system. BREACHED 03-07-2026. Currently sealed pending investigation. Do not attempt access. You have been warned.
MANAGER 3 CLASSIFIED
OFFICIAL DISPATCHES
Gorilla Corp Updates
All official communications from the Gorilla Corp Administration. Compliance is mandatory. Smiling encouraged.
MARCH 8, 2026 INCIDENTPRIORITY ZERO
UNDERGROUND TUNNEL SYSTEM & ALIEN HATCHERY — OFFICIAL INCIDENT STATEMENT
FROM:Gorilla Corp Administration — Department of Morale & Resource Optimization
TO:All Personnel & Public Clearance
DATE:March 8, 2026
RE:Tunnel Breach — Incident #0044
Gorilla Corp wishes to address rumors circulating regarding the events of March 7, 2026. On that date, the secret underground tunnel system — the existence of which was entirely normal and expected — was accessed without proper authorization.
An individual known as "Chloe," accompanied by an unidentified masked monke, entered restricted areas of our facility. Gorilla Corp reassures all valued resources that the situation is contained. The alien hatchery has been secured. Three units are unaccounted for. This is fine.
All personnel are reminded to clock out before running. Smiling remains mandatory. Coffee is still mandatory. If you see Chloe, do not engage. Report to your nearest Gorilla Corp buddy.
With sustained enthusiasm,
The GorillaCorp Morale Directorate "Productivity through persistence. Persistence through pressure."
APR 20, 2026 DRILL
FIXING THE DRILL
Hello all monke civilians! I am making this post as an announcement, regarding the recent drill malfunction. as Monkus tried getting on to destroy the drill, we crashed into a wall and found a Purple Gem.
We are glad to announce that as of today, the drill has been successfully repaired and is running its first test in an contained area. We will report back soon for more information about our progress.
REACTOR 2.0
OCT 17, 2025 REACTOR
●
Status: ResolvedGhost Reactor 2.0 is currently fully operational. All zones accessible to eligible personnel.
GHOST REACTOR 2.0 — REOPENING & FULL UPGRADE BRIEFING
Valued Resources! GorillaCorp is thrilled to announce a new era of progress. Following our extended closure period (September 19 – October 17, 2025), the Ghost Reactor has been fully overhauled and relaunched as Ghost Reactor 2.0.
Key improvements include: the state-of-the-art Drill-o-vator carrying you and your team to depths once thought "structurally unstable;" Personal Drop Pods available for Shiny Rocks; Juice-based pod upgrades for deeper access; new Career Hub XP tracking terminal; enhanced Spectral Core deposit mechanics; and a wide range of tool upgrade options available at the Company Store.
Our mines go significantly deeper than we were previously authorized to acknowledge. Thanks to our lower-depth reconnaissance teams — may their memories live forever — we can confirm maximum drill depth of 31,000m. To install upgrades, press the new component against your tool until it attaches or screams. Either outcome indicates success.
NOTICE
SEP 18, 2025 NOTICE
●
Status: ArchivedThis shutdown period has concluded. Reactor 2.0 opened October 17, 2025. Contracts remained soul-bound throughout.
GHOST REACTOR — EXTENDED SHUTDOWN ANNOUNCEMENT
The Gorilla Corp Administration released a statement on September 18, 2025 announcing the Ghost Reactor's closure for an extended period of technological upgrades. The nature and duration of these upgrades were classified. Personnel contracts remained soul-bound during the closure period. The Ghost Reactor officially shut down for technological upgrades on September 19, 2025. Employees were advised to remain productive during the interim and to continue smiling.
MAY 2025
MAY 2, 2025 LAUNCH
▶
Historical RecordGhost Reactor original launch. Version 1.0 — now superseded by Ghost Reactor 2.0.
GHOST REACTOR — GRAND OPENING & EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES
Gorilla Corp officially opened the Ghost Reactor on May 2, 2025, following a teaser period in which a sign was mounted on boarded-up Mines entrance boards indicating that "the danger was contained." The Ghost Reactor represents Gorilla Corp's largest operational initiative. Employees are assigned company IDs representing legally binding, potentially soul-bound contracts. Spectral Core collection shifts begin immediately. Gorilla Bucks wages are competitive. A cipher on TikTok previously hinted "More is coming on the 30th of May." The Ghost Reactor's rank system launched shortly after, allowing employees to rise through the clearance hierarchy.
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SYSTEM NOTICES
● ACTIVE — Incident #0044 (Chloe)
● MONITORING — Hatchery Sector 9-G
● ONGOING — Tunnel Investigation
● OPERATIONAL — Reactor 2.0
● ACTIVE — Career Hub Terminal
IMPORTANT REMINDERS
Lunch breaks: 7 minutes. Enjoy.
Shift start: 06:00 Monke Time
If you see something strange, don't engage
Clock out before running
Smiling is mandatory
Coffee is mandatory
Contracts may be soul-bound
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By accepting a Company ID, you enter into a legally binding, potentially soul-bound contract with Gorilla Corp. Gorilla Corp is not responsible for any quantum destabilization events during your employment. Lunch breaks: 7 minutes.
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Employment Duration
contracts are forever
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Payment Currency
gorilla bucks. highly competitive.
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Rank Levels
visitor 1 through manager 3
7
Minute Lunch Break
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Open Positions
Gorilla Corp is always hiring. Whether you were hired, cloned, summoned, or reanimated, we welcome your contributions.
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Spectral Core Collector
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ANY RANK
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Deep Operations
INTERN 1+
+10% GB bonus
Anomaly Response Specialist
Ghost Reactor Safety
PART-TIME 2+
+25% GB + armband priority
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Research & Things We Don't Talk About
FULL TIME 1+
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Loyalty Enforcement Officer
Department of Morale
FULL TIME 3+
Classified
INVITATION ONLY
FROM:GorillaCorp Recruitment Division
TO:Prospective Valued Resources
RE:What To Expect As A New Employee
Congratulations, Monke! Whether you were hired, cloned, summoned, or reanimated, welcome to Gorilla Corp! We value your contributions, even if you don't remember signing up.
Our core values: Compliance — Do as directed. No questions asked. Efficiency — Faster than feelings. Loyalty — Because Gorilla Corp is forever. Smiling — Mandatory.
Shift start is 06:00 Monke Time (adjust for time dilation). Lunch breaks are 7 minutes — enjoy them. If you see something strange, don't engage. Call your Gorilla Corp buddy. In case of fire, calmly walk to the nearest exit, but don't forget to clock out. In case of system breach, just run.
Disclaimer: Gorilla Corp is not responsible for accidents involving black holes, forbidden knowledge, or alternate timeline duplicates. By continuing employment, you waive your right to quantum stability.
